Dogging is very popular in some parts of London. I should know, I’ve been to most of the best dogging spots. As I roll my police car into the car park I see a couple of dirty doggers performing in the front seats. The look on their face getting caught with their pants down was classic. I had a little word with the boyfriend in the back of my car and he agreed to lend me his misses, she loves bad boys and I'm the baddest lieutenant of them all. I licked her rusty sheriff's badge and she rode my truncheon while her boyfriend waited in the car. I hope he liked being a cuckold.